Charlie Sheen Quotes

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"Defeat is not an option. CBS picked a fight with a warlock."
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"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
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"You can't process me with a normal brain!"
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"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
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"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind."
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"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total frickin' rock star from Mars."
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"Cause, I mean, that's how people go down. It's like, hey, dude, you should have read the directions before you showed up at the party."
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"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, 'cause if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
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"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm."
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"You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart."
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