Charlie Sheen Quotes
"Defeat is not an option. CBS picked a fight with a warlock."
"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
"You can't process me with a normal brain!"
"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind."
"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total frickin' rock star from Mars."
"Cause, I mean, that's how people go down. It's like, hey, dude, you should have read the directions before you showed up at the party."
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, 'cause if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm."
"You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart."