"Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants."
"I'm not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I'm pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles."
"Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do fucked up shit, I don't even know what's wrong with me. " -
"Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a shit .. I will fuckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey. "
"I am so excited cause we are going to see the crocadillies. "
"This is the first night we're going out to a club. Fucking Ronnie & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say “I love you, baby,” all night? We're in fucking Seaside, bitch let's go to fucking Karma."
"A crow comes and it starts quacking at us.. or not quacking, what does a crow do? "
Jen, you're fuckin' retarded for agreeing with Angelina.. and Angelina, shut the duck up, cause who are you? "
"I don't give a fuck. You had my sloppy seconds, good for you.. & obviously you're loosey goose cause he got it in. "
"Caller: Can I speak to Angelina please? .. Snooki: NO, she died. "
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