Snooki Quotes

snooki quotes
"Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants."
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"I'm not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I'm pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles."
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"Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do fucked up shit, I don't even know what's wrong with me. " -
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"Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a shit .. I will fuckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey. "
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"I am so excited cause we are going to see the crocadillies. "
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"This is the first night we're going out to a club. Fucking Ronnie & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say I love you, baby, all night? We're in fucking Seaside, bitch let's go to fucking Karma."
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"A crow comes and it starts quacking at us.. or not quacking, what does a crow do? "
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Jen, you're fuckin' retarded for agreeing with Angelina.. and Angelina, shut the duck up, cause who are you? "
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"I don't give a fuck. You had my sloppy seconds, good for you.. & obviously you're loosey goose cause he got it in. "
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"Caller: Can I speak to Angelina please? .. Snooki: NO, she died. "
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