"I'm a firm believer that sometimes its right to do the wrong thing."
"Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route."
"You call me an alcoholic, I just call it a damn good time."
"Party hardy. Drink Bacardi."
"One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor."
"Do it today. It could be illegal tomorrow."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way."
"When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard."
"But I always say one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party."